Thursday, July 31, 2008

My 200th Post!

It's awards season once more! As it is customary I will be awarding my last 100 post fakey awards. You can see last year's awards here. Here goes:

Most Visually Disturbing Post co-awarded to: Bounce Fesh, Bounce & Pickled Eggs, Anyone?
Most Worrying Post awarded to: Salam, Brother & My Evil uberPod
Most Condescending Post co-awarded to: The Mars Hoax & The Stupidity of the Masses
Most Inappropriate Post awarded to: Can't Help It
Most Useful Post awarded to: Let the Anal Probing Begin!
Best Psychotic Series awarded to: Black Fesh 1.0, 2.0, 3.0, 4.0, 5.0. 6.0 & 7.0
Most Polska-specific Post awarded to: The Sand Nigger
Geekiest Post awarded to: Lord of the Fesh
Best Dilbert-style Post awarded to: Consider THIS!
Most Fesh-specific Post awarded to: The Touchy-Feely Bill
Most Potential to End Life on Earth awarded to: Wait For It..
Most Ingenious Concept awarded to: *EFPoC(tm) Moments

This year's Most Popular post, by number of comments, is awarded to: Blog Bitch! Blog!

Thank you and pls stay tuned for 2009's awards to be announced August 2009.

49 comments:

Embee said...

I was around for last year's awards too.. Do I get something for sticking around for a year ?

Congrats ya Fesh.. Keep 'em coming

Feshfesh said...

Yes, you deserve your very own fakey award. Hell, I'll even let you pick the title!

Jade said...

*Crowd cheering & clapping
**Jade climbs up the stairs to the stage in black high heels & long red dress with slit upto waist - looking as glamorous as ever...

"Uhum uhum... God! This is so expected! Like wow! This award feels so nice in my hands"

*Jade strokes award, crowd drooling

"Thank you all so much really, I couldnt have done it without you. I would like to thank everyone that's followed me here. "Blog Bitch Blog" was very rewarding indeed. After all the hard work, the sleepless nights, & the kinky gear, today, it feels like it was aaaaaaaaaall worth it. I would like to thank Munqy for taking part & to Nile Girl - baby I still love you, & I wish you were here.
Muah Muah - Thank you...
Thank you..."

Feshfesh said...

*Fesh takes the mic after Jade..

Ah the memories of Blog Bitch! Blog... good times, really. One can't help but wonder what will be this year's Blog Bitch! Blog?

With every post I write, I look forward to a mean comment from Jade that will give us a bigger, better Blog Bitch! Blog.

*Fesh pauses...

I have a dream... I have a dream of a Blog Bitch! Blog post that is so uber it will attract the meanest possible comment from Jade. A comment so mean that will spark an orgy of kinkyness.... not to mention man-love..

*Fesh winks at Munqy...

I have a dream of a Blog Bitch! Blog post that has ONE HUNDRED COMMENTS!

*The crowd gasps at this unimaginable prospect as Fesh leaves the stage. On his way off the stage, Fesh slaps Jade's ass in a feeble attempt TO BRING THE KINKY BACK!

madwomaninatic said...

ehm...but can you guys please reenact the comments section on that post? would like to see your kinky make up action on stage...(holding up tv camera) come on, let's get these memorable moments on tape now!

Feshfesh said...

Attic what are you doing? We don't take too kindly to folks with cameras. What happens at Fesh's stays at Fesh's.

Now, pls take this whip, car battery and box of hamsters to the next room, Munqy will need those when he checks in.

madwomaninatic said...

car battery and box of hamsters? sorry, you lost me there...

what's wrong with cameras? and it will all stay in my personal collection of kinkiness, no one else will see it, cross my heart and hope to die!

Feshfesh said...

Hey man, I don't ask questions.. Munqy is a regular here and what he does with those things is his business.

....and you say collection of kinkiness? Do tell...and spare no details...

*Fesh gets out his popcorn...

madwomaninatic said...

no, dear, you must watch, i cannot tell all in one sitting! too much varied material!

madwomaninatic said...

will send you a couple of dvds, if you reenact the stuff i requested!

Feshfesh said...

*Fesh gets nekked, as a show of his good intentions...

madwomaninatic said...

yeah... that's more like it!

bring those hamsters back and the car battery... i have a few ideas...

Feshfesh said...

What about the midgets?

madwomaninatic said...

the midgets together with the hamsters... fesh whipping them into action... uses the car battery to electrocute those who don't perform... we've got our plot

standby: 3,2,1 ROLLING!

Feshfesh said...

*Fesh, in full Spartan military gear, whips the midgets (who are slaves) into action...

FORWARD! FORWARD! WE NEED TO BUILD THE WALL!

*The Persian hamsters approach, as the earth trembles. A spartan solider yells:

They are so numerous their arrows block the sun!

*Fesh charges towards the Persians screaming:

THEN WE WILL HUMP IN THE SHADE!

now wait...cut... we need to work the car battery into the plot?

madwomaninatic said...

*Fesh all in military gear whips the midgets to hump the persian hamsters

Using a pair of tongs he inserts the wire from the car battery into the *ahm* bums of the midgets, thus urging them on with a current of electricity

(how's that?)

Jade said...

*Jade giggles at Fesh's slap

Ooooh I like that

*Jade quickly turns around & grabs Fesh by the crotch

"Darling, how many times have I told you I dont do nerdy kinkiness? Hamsters & Midgets are for you & Munqy in your alone time honey, ok? Not when am around

*& Squeeeeeeze

Feshfesh said...

Attic, That is sick.
and I like it...

*Fesh clears his throat...
Oh... is Jade is back....

madwomaninatic said...

ehm...for a minute i was worried it was too sick for you!

thanks jade my dear for that addition to my new collection! (it's all on tape, if you want a copy of the footage, fill in a request form).

and hamsters and midgets aren't nerdy, not the way we're approaching them!

so, are you guys gonna do something else for my collection? Or can i go have breakfast now?

Feshfesh said...

I recommend breakfast now, it's going to get sicker when Munqy arrives.

Munqy said...

*Munqy walks into the awards completely nekkid (tm), his shining whiteness (tm) reflecting the bright lights. In his hand he holds the Smitebat (tm), across his shoulders is draped a badger (tm).

Hamsters are SO last season. It's all about badgers now. Large, black and white badgers with claws and teeth, oh mama!!!!!

Feshfesh said...

Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger!

MUSSSSHHHRRROOOOOMMMMM!

Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger!

Munqy said...

SNAAAAKEEE!!!!! AAARRRGGGHHHH A SNAAAAKEEEE!!!!!!

Munqy said...

For those who, for some reason, want to know wtf we're talking about and who have no problems damaging their minds for all eternity, please follow the below link:

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Thanks you, and please come again when the nice people in white coats let you out again.

DailyAntics said...

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Embee said...

oooh.. it has ktorrent's favicon.. is that a badger-fail? :Pfacts about badgers

Feshfesh said...

Embee, you're doing it again... what's with the geekspeak? Plus we shouldn't ruin this picturesque Badger-Badger moment, let's go:

*Fesh starts to bounce...
BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER!

MUUUUSSSSHHHRROOOMMMM! MUSSSHHRROOMM!

BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER!

Embee said...

I want to claim my award now - if I'm going to be participating in the Badger Orgy

Geek in a Cage

I demand that whomever hands me the award would be dressed in a spandax zentai suit with a badger print

Jade said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

I can imagine how many hours you & Munqy got hooked on this video...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

*Jade takes her award & stumbles out laughing

Feshfesh said...

WAIT Jade! Could you spandax-up and hand Embee her, well deserved, award? I'd do it, but I've been told that spandax isn't really my thang.

Embee said...

Fesh.. I'd hate to burst your bubble, but there's a certain animated gif involving you, spandex zentai suit and a seal in the heavily moderated section of 4chan..

Yes.. you're too hardcore even for 4chan..

Now, my award please..

madwomaninatic said...

ok, that totally cracked me up! i can imagine you and munqy actually doing that badger dance!

Feshfesh said...

*Fesh suits up..
Embee, point taken. So, would you require the seal to be present as I hand you over your award?

If so I need to have a word with Munqy.... him and the seal never show up at the same time together...

Embee said...

That's not what my people agreed on with your people.. I get to have the seal, Munqy, 3 blind tortoises and the Knights Who Say Ni - all present as I get my award..

Now make it happen..

Munqy said...

Embee, you know of the knights who say Ni? This ... this brings a tear to my eye. Answer these three questions for me and I will probably die of happiness:
- What guards the cave where the legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh lives?
- When does a Black Knight surrender?
- What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Feshfesh said...

Oh dear God.. there's two of them.

Embee said...

Oh fesh.. shut up.. we're here and we're staying :P

Munqy: I would like some challenging questions next time please :P

- Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog (spelling?) guards the cave. I think one should have one of those in the trunk while maneuvering Cairo traffic. It should be amusing to unleash it unto the masses..

- Black Knight never surrenders.. It's only a flesh wound after all

- I honestly thought you'd do better with this one.. It depends if it's Feshfeshy, European or African :P

How's that? :D

Munqy said...

Oh my good God, my brain is overloading here. This is too much.

Feshfesh, I have The Quest for the Holy Grail, movie night selection?

Feshfesh said...

Ouuuuuuu.... I LIKE.

Munqy said...

*Munqy runs naked through the blog in an attempt to wake people up again.

Feshfesh said...

*Fesh guns Munqy down.

Some things should be left untampered with. Fool.

Munqy said...

I can't believe that bringing up Monty Python actually killed this. Where's your spirit man? This should have brought up all sorts of stuff.

Feshfesh said...

Well, it led to an uber Holy Grail moffie nite and that's something man, seeing that mixing Monty Python and strong al-ke-hole is a very, very bad idea in general.

Munqy said...

Monty Python was MADE for strong al-ke-hole.

Embee said...

It led to an uber Holy Grail movie night that none of us will be at.. The online slaves need to be entertained..

Continue streaking Munqy, and be a darling and wear the Borat Mankini for me please..

Feshfesh said...

Oh.... mankinis everyone!

Munqy said...

Borat is a wuss. Except for that scene where he ran through the hotel nekkid. That was sexeh.

Eureka said...

Mabrouk fesh! Eureka gives you a standing ovation and the Hendikan Orange Clown for Services to the Entertainment of the Masses.

Feshfesh said...

Yay!

*Fesh pets his Orange Clown...(that sounds a tat dirty?).

Thanks dudette! :)