Monday, February 04, 2008

Black Fesh 5.0

So are you sure this time? Asked the the creepy old man as he added the dented golden hoof to the mix. Oh, yes, I'm sorry about last time. I must have confused you. Explained Fesh. Confused me?! Repeated the old man. Your weak soul is not capable of this. NOW... take this and microwave it just before the game starts. Should do the effect.

Fesh put the stinky package into this microwave, turned the knob to high and set the timer for 5 mins, as the old man recommended. At around 4 mins and 37 seconds the cover popped open and the gooey matter stained the glass with this pattern:

(oh, I forgot to ask the old man for a spell for Cameroon, but I'm confident Tunisia will send the Lions home tonight)

10 comments:

Feshfesh said...

OKAY! So I'm getting scared now.. this second goal for Egypt... errr.. I really hope The Creepy Old Man is a figment of my imagination.

ViH: No I'm not.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Munqy said...

Dude, your voodoo bloke deserves a raise.

Feshfesh said...

Damn... he is for real, the chance Angola got like 18 seconds into the 2nd time... and missed the goal by 2 inches... that was him...again...

Creepy Old Man said...

I do need a raise bitch!
& if it wasnt for Jade coming over to take care of me, saying its for your sorry ass! I wouldnt have done it!
Anything for Jade man....
Anything for Jade.

Feshfesh said...

This is not funny anymore... WHO ARE YOU!
*Fesh away crying..

Jade said...

"Oh Fesh my Darling...
Here here...
Dont be scared
No one is tryint to hurt you...
Dont cry...
Just close your eyes... I'll make you feel better

I sweeaaaaaaaaaaaar"

*Jade reaches for her pocket

Munqy said...

Begad begad, kisibna bisatr Rabina.

Our shooting and passing was off, Met'eb hasn't been able to shake off his bad luck and some of our defending was abysmal. If it wasn't for Wael Gom3a locking Flavio out of the match, I think we would have lost.

Oh, and I'm actually starting to believe in COM. That goal by Zaki was just surreal, and the facial bruising he had makes me think that Angola tried some voodoo of its own.

Finally, the Cameroon/Tunisia match - oooeeeee that was a good one. Shame COM wasn't able to land our Tunisian brethren a hand.

Feshfesh said...

But you have to admit Tunisia gave Cameroon a run for thier life. They were 2 down and recovered beautifully! The last goal that got them to a draw was actually at the end of the game...

Cameroon just got lucky with that goal in the extra time...

and MAN...in COM we trust!

Jade said...

* Jade takes out a twinkie

Feshfesh said...

*Fesh, though 5000 kilometers away, suddenly drops what he's doing looks around him:

Someone has a twinkie?