Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Blog Bitch! Blog!

I haven't been blogging that much recently. I think it has to do with my new career as a renowned writer. No, no not that I'm rich and powerful now and "blogging" is below me. I'm a few weeks away from that, it's something else. Now between the internal newsletter I contribute to and The Warsaw Insider, I have SO many deadlines. Not only the deadlines but also the fact that I'm expected to be funny with anything I write. My topics too are boxed now. For the internal newsletter it has to be work-related and not evilly sarcastic (what a waste?) and for the Warsaw Insider it has to amuse the readers about the Dilbert-style situations at the office. So now whenever I get time to write I don't blog but rather work on my articles... ugh... I guess that's how marriage feels like.

So there you have it, this is why I have been snobing you lately and not writing regularly, although I have like 10 posts in draft. I want to go back to blogging whenever I wanted about whatever I wanted, instead of having to corner my twisted mind to certain topics and write with a deadline... I need to get me some alone time with my blog... yess.. yesssss... oh the sick things I'd blog about... BOLAHAHAHAHAHA!

56 comments:

Jade said...

What the hell is this?
You think you are so special yani?
That everyone is dying to read what new post you have written...

I read this early morning & until now no one has commented - I guess no one gives a shit huh?

Seriously man!! What is this? It seems I did blow up your ego...
What? do you think we come by dropping in everyday to see if you have written anything new? Do you think we are hungry for you? Eager for you? Desperate for your little laughs & giggles?

Get a life dude!! No one cares!
Maybe instead of wasting time writing this note - you could have published one of those in the drafts. Not that I am interested at all to know what's lurking in there...

Feshfesh said...

et tu Jadus?

Jade said...

Oui.
Porquoi?

Feshfesh said...

(don't you think answering in Latin would have been more appropriate?)

Jade said...

yeah - but I dont know Latin my dear... So as long as you understand... It works.

Feshfesh said...

Good point, personally, I would have googled 'Latin English Translator' and would have played along in Latin. I mean come on, everyone loves a good role play....

But seeing you're boring, I guess we'll have to live with English. SO, why the hate man? Instead of supporting a fellow writer suffering you kick me when I'm down?

Jade said...

Not Boring Darling...
Busy.

An art which you can not master obviously.

Kick you down?
Hmm...
Roll Play...
I like.

What baby...?
Are you scared for a little rough play?
Cant you handle it?
God used to my sweet "Touch"
Are you gonna break down & cry?

Go Down on Your Knees Boy...
& beg for my Mercy.

NileGirl said...

Woah, I can't tell if you guys are being kinky or mean anymore.

Go on... take it there. Make this interesting :)

Feshfesh said...

*ahm* Thank God, I'm not the only one who's confused! :D

Munqy where art thou? Come help a bruder....

Jade said...

*Jade takes out her whip & looks over at Munqy

"Munqy - stay out of this! If you & NG wanna stay & watch - do so but I do not want to hear a peep"

Feshfesh said...

OH.... then let me slip into something a lot less comfry and a WHOLE lot more slutty then.

Feshfesh said...

... in a second thought...no ...I just watched Hostel
*PUKE*

NileGirl said...

DO IT DO IT DO IT! I wanna watch I wanna watch!

Feshfesh said...

You're a sick sick woman, nileGirl....

Munqy said...

*Munqy pulls up a leather armchair.

Popcorn anyone?

Feshfesh said...

NOOOOOOOOOO!
You can't pull a Munqy on me now?!

Can't you see?! She's all in latex and whips and shit?!

Jade said...

"SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!"

*Jade shoves an apple in Fesh's mouth as he is hand cuffed in his chair... blind folds him..

And...

Feshfesh said...

OHHHH...Munqy scoutch...

*Fesh sits next to Munqy and hogs the popcorn...

Jade, pls continue.. that sure beats the best of my pornos...

Munqy said...

Dude, you're an actor not the audience. This is not what I paid a ticket for. Get back on the rack, fool.

Jade, I believe that he needs to be punished for this ... transgression. May I suggest using the clamps?

Jade said...

I can not believe he dared do that!!! He does deserve punishment...
Fuck the Clamps - since you are both fans - Hand me the Rings from over there!!!

Feshfesh said...

ADMINISTRATE THE TESTICLE CLAMPS!

Jade said...

NO! I FUCKING MAKE THE RULES AROUND HERE - I SAID I DO NOT WANT THE CLAMPS - I WANT THE RINGS!!

*Jade Slaps Fesh!

THIS IS NOT A GAME YOU ARE PLAYING! DONT MAKE THIS LAST LONGER THAN IT SHOULD!

Feshfesh said...

pssssssst Munqy, what are those 'Rings' she speaks of? Was it featured on any specific porno? send me serial number and I'll review.

Feshfesh said...

(Is it wrong that I am starting to get turned on by all of this?)

Munqy said...

0.0

Also, it's "Rings", with a capital letter. I am very, very intrigued. If I wasn't at work, I would have launched into uber-S&M research mode immediately. Something to do once I get home, I guess.

Jade said...

Oh my...
I think I over estimated you both.

Yallah Ma3lesh.

*Jade takes off the handcuffs & the blind folds

"Run along Fesh - go play with your friend"

*Jade takes NG & leaves

Feshfesh said...

Damn it... once again we blew it Munqy... this time it's clearly YOUR fault... you're the one who didn't know what 'Rings' is/are.

ugh... I guess we'll never know...

Munqy said...

We're just playing innocent and unspoilt, otherwise the whole RPing bit gets spoilt. Honest...

Feshfesh said...

(niiiice, I'll play along)

embee said...

I missed the early morn dose of porn. Stupid wifi-less work :/

Will there be reruns tomorrow ?

Feshfesh said...

oooo... sorry, we'r not on again until early January. Writers or on strike.

embee said...

But.. but.. Xmass can't be xmass without porn! Can we make it late Dec instead ?

Feshfesh said...

Well... I can see if I can pull some strings... depends on what kinda of dough are we talkin?

embee said...

How about 2000 zlottis and the dutch slut I mentioned ?

Feshfesh said...

1 billion zloties. The Dutch dude is a given. Do we have a deal?

embee said...

I never said it's the dude. The dude has 2 older sisters (27 & 29) whom I know quite well. One sister and 500 zloties ?

Are you in ?

Feshfesh said...

The dude and 200 zloties.

embee said...

Did Munqy give his approval of you having a side dish ?

Feshfesh said...

We have a mutual understanding. Besides, it's not Munqy I'm worried about, it's Feedz. Thankfully he doesn't read my blog.

embee said...

How interesting. I'll get my uber leet spies to track down the Feedz. Your days of relationship-bliss are over! Also it wouldn't hurt to give Munqy the bit by bit repertoire of what you intend to do to the dutch slut!

NileGirl said...

Sweet! I get to leave with the star of the show. *NG skips excitedly following jade* I walked in as the audience and I leave with so much more... I'm a bit afraid but also intrigued...

And by the way, by Rings I think she meant the ones from LOTR. Are we being too nerdy for nerdy S&M?

Jade said...

*Jade stomps back in pulling NG by the arm & throwing her back in the room....

"I cant believe YOU would be such a nerd to think I am talking about LOFTR - Yes, I did make mention of all of you nerds being fans - but that is NOT what I was talking about!"

*Jade empties a bottle of gasonline - Lights a match

"NG MY beautiful baby... I thought you & I were gonna have it real good... I thought we were meant to be. But Alas - I leave you to die with people of your kind!"

Feshfesh said...

*Fesh gets nekked in prepration to dance an ancient African dance around the fire before jumping in....mmmmmm...BBQ.

Munqy said...

Oh my God. Bondage. LOTR. Orgies. Nekkid dancing around fires. I ... I think I'm about to overload.

Feshfesh said...

*Fesh decides to throw in the final straw

PINK
FLYING
ELEFANTS

*Fesh braces for the eminent overload..

Munqy said...

*Munqy dies

embee said...

Okay.. so Munqy's dead. Now you just have to seek Feedz's approval. Dutch slut is on a very tight schedule ya Fesh.

Feshfesh said...

ah...Feedz... otherwise known as the KJ fagott. He is hard to catch. I can't promise anything.

*Fesh pokes Munqy's dead body with a stick, looks around..

I'll take this back home if no one needs it. The stuff I'd do to it... ugh.. they even make me sick.

embee said...

/me starts backing off

You're a sick sick man! Hey, can I join ?

Munqy said...

Suddenly, I don't feel so comfortable hanging out with the two of you any more...

Feshfesh said...

Really? I just realized I really like Embee.... fellow sick people are hard to find those days.

embee said...

Come on Munqy. You'll enjoy this as much as we do. You're already fantasizing about it !

Munqy said...

Yes. Is that so wrong? Don't judge me!

Feshfesh said...

You know, this post is now officially my most popular post (as per number of comments). This is sad.

A post about how I am not posting? That spins off some hate-comments from Jade to be followed by some serious make-up action between... well everyone really... things start to get interesting with Clamps and Rings. Then Jade discovers us for who we (me and Munqy) are... uber nerds. ah... it was good as it lasted... fires, nekked dancing, PINK FLYING ELEFANTS, Munqy dying and what a better way to end the most popular post than a bit of Necrophilia?

We all need help. I'm posting something new today to try and erase this post from my memory.

Jade said...

LOL
You know my lovin (or hatin) is your only salvation boy! You know only through me will you get that many number of comments on a post where no one wanted to comment aslan!
Give me love back!!! I'll keep coming back & giving you more...

xxxx

embee said...

Not judging you ya Munqy. We just have your well fair at the bottom of it all. Every gory demented thing that will be done to you will have you at the pit of it! Enjoy the kinkiness !