Saturday, April 21, 2007

Grand Risk Master Fesh

What I love about Risk is that each game is everybody's game, and if you play with real pros after the 3rd round everyone is really 2 countries away from his/her mission. Luckily tonight I was playing with Munqy and Lord Chaos who on a scale of 1 to 10, one being a total n00b and ten being someone who is 85% as good as me in Risk, are mostly around 3.

The first game was quick, with the RED ARMY (me) taking over Africa and Australia in the first round while Munqy and Lord Chaos fought over the Americas and Asia, I then mobilized the Red Army and dominated All of Africa, South America, Australia and most of Europe. In the final push for victory I fully took Asia too.

The second game wasn't as easy, my mission was to eliminate the dispersed BLACK ARMY (Lord Chaos). After a lot of maneuvering and gained and lost continents I managed to reduce the Black Army to only two countries and by doing so I had to risk exposing to everyone what my mission was about. Munqy's BLUE ARMY then marched ahead and spoiled my mission by eliminating the black army first, thus changing my mission (since the Black Army was eliminated by another player) to conquer 24 countries. I won the next round. I am uber.

4 comments:

Munqy said...

You neglected to mention that the magnificent blue armies cunningly reduced your territories to 19 first before destroying Lord Chaos, thus ensuring that you would not be able to finish your mission immediately. The magnificent blues also broke 2 of your continents, diminishing your reinforcements so that it would be more difficult for you to win.

Unfortunately, the commander in chief of the North African armies had indulged in a little too much Morroccan hash and belly dancers, thus he didn't notice that he only needed one more territory to complete his mission. So it's completely his fault not mine, yes sir. 85% as good my ass, if Lord Chaos wasn't hell bent on my destruction for some reason (the dude hates me :( ) I would have whuppished you.

*Munqy walks away to plan his next group of campaigns.

Munqy said...

Wow, now was that my competitive streak come out or what?

Homer said...

I WILL ERASE THE NAME OF "MUNQY" AND "BLUE ARMY" FROM ALL HISTORY. NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW THAT YOU FOUGHT AND LOST. NO ONE WILL REMEMBER YOU.

REMEMBER, IT'S NOT MY WHIP THEY FEAR,BUT IT'S MY P.H.D.

Munqy said...

DOLT!!!!