Friday, November 23, 2007

The BILF Hunter: Fesh

[Dudettes, if the title doesn't ring any bells, ask your boyfriends. Dudes, if the title doesn't ring any bells, update your porn collection.]

It's true, I've been hunted by Jade (The BILF Hunter) in her latest episode. It's very flattering considering I'm quite repulsive in the real world.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're so harsh on yourself ya fesh. I bet you're like an Italian stud in person wi mish 3ayiz il nas ti7sidak bas.

Fesh said...

Nah, not an Italian stud. I've been told that I do make Matt Damon look like an ugly witch though.

.....I say that humbly off course.

Munqy said...

It's true, he's actually Adonis in disguise. VERY good disguise.

Jade said...

LOL!!!
Oh baby... dont let anyone put you down.. Repulsive? How dare you!

I actually find you extremely attractive.
How is that for "Virtuality"?

Fesh said...

Munqy, did u have to stress the 'VERY'? Bitch.

Jade, repulsive?! oh no no I was being sarcastic.... me repulsive? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

*Fesh pets his ever-growing ego..
yes yeesssssss...

Jade said...

Oh oh!!
Can I pet it too...
Please? Pretty Please?

It looks soooo soft & nice to the touch.

& I like to touch.

Fesh said...

*Fesh looks to nileGirl and Munqy..
Leave now.

Munqy said...

Jade, you really need to stop feeding his ego. He is going to be simply insufferable when he comes over to Egypt next time :P

Jade said...

But I dont live in Egypt

WOOHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*More Lightning*

Munqy said...

I know, you've turned him into a prima donna and then unleashed him upon us poor gypsters stuck here :(

Fesh said...

Dude I arrive in elCairo on the 21st. Since Jade aint in elCairo you'll be in charge of massaging my ego...oh and the touching too.

Munqy said...

I'm leaving to Germany on 24th. Thankfully, not much massaging or touching can be done in 3 days. I think I'll use the headache excuse...

Fesh said...

Forget the massaging! I'll be requiring your 24x7 touching service for those 3 days! And as you leave make sure you send in your Thai 'business associates'.

Munqy said...

Heh heh, Pyramids Road baby, I could probably hook you up with that and all...

Nora said...

Hey...

You lied to me bitch!!!

You said I could touch!!!!

You said I was the only one in your life!!!

Well, other than that bitch Angelina!!

*Nora runs away crying*

*Nora runs back and slaps you*

Fesh said...

First, calling Angelina ANYTHING but 'Hot Mama' is not acceptable on my blog. Unless you meant 'bitch' in a kinky I-want-you-now way. This is acceptable too. Pls clarify though.

Second, as a Corporate whore, I regularly let a lot of people touch. You get used to it.

Third, you ARE the only one in my life, it's just that I have so many past/current lives.

Fourth, yeah... hit me... harder... *ahm*... can we take this offline?

Anonymous said...

angelina? r u talkin about that big-mouth-i-have-i-sucky-sucky-too-expensive-for-average-guy celeb? mrau, she's hot. if i were a lesbian... ;)


and if i would like to feed your ego, i would agree with Jade. BUT, i already said one compliment (about dancing) and will NOT say more ;)


does that term (BILF) includes 'potential sex/relationship'? cuz it seems for me as if blogging is more about flirting and f*cking, not about writing. not anymore though.



and dont tell me you dont like it fesh :P