There is something intimidating about a well built guy in his early 40's, who has this dead serious look on his face and walks around with a cane. I saw this dude a few days back on my way to work and right away I started wondering what's that dude's story? He is probably an ex-Alpha operative, he took part in the Russian diplomats hostage situation in Beirut, October 1985. Even though he was shot in the leg, he still managed to complete the mission and protect three of his comrades. He was flown back to Moscow where he retired and started his own business.
Or maybe he's an ex-CIA undercover operative, he parachuted into a Central American Dictator's palace to pave the way for his party's chopper that was approaching. After neutralizing twelve of the elite republican guards and securing the helipad he was shot down. He was awarded The Medal of Honour for his actions on that day.
When I'm in my 40's I'll walk around with a cane and a dead serious look on my face. When asked, I'll always reply: Oh the leg.... it's a long story.... let's just say the world is a little bit safer today.
*pause for a while, work up a teary eye... and whisper:
It was horrible....
If pressed to elaborate more, I'll make something up, it will include me, Angelina Jolie, a microchip, chocolate syrup and guns.....lots of guns.
7 comments:
hahaha
what would go with that is having a tattoo that says 'never forget' or something equally dramatic
...or just nekked pics of Angelina Jolie?.. I think this will be equally dramatic, more erotic and just kooler. Think about it, during my uber mission to retrieve the microchip for sure me and Angie (I call her Angie) got intimate.
I know that 40 year old guy...
You're almost right about his story.. it is more like your fantasy, but it involved me!
:oP
The world is a lot safer now.. but both him and I do not like to share the story of his excellence..
We're both quite modest!
Oh yeah,
He doesn't have nekked pics of me though... he begged and begged to take some.. as proof and shit.. but I refused.
I am not into that..
:o)
I understand... after all me and Angie have been thru this.....so what are you in the plot of things?
More of a Halle Berry in 007 or that bad ass chick from Underworld?
At 40, I'll look at you with a cane and think to myself: "what a lazy bastard, can't even lift his own weight" :P
touchee....touchee...
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