Saturday, June 02, 2007

My Bed

After I broke my bed, I decided to do some thinking and build-up my stories, I have two leading stories. I'll share them with you and you tell me which is more believable:

Plot A:
Usually on Friday's I head to the hottest club in town. As I was sitting there enjoying my time with my friend Jack(tm), this Swedish Goddess approaches me and she's like: Wassup? I'm like: Nothin'. After a couple of trials from her side, I finally decide to entertain a conversation with her. Before I could notice it, my charm has overwhelmed her and we were in a taxi to my place. As soon as we get in, we head to my bedroom. There and before things get blurry she mentioned that she was an Olympic Gold medalist..........and that's how I broke my bed.

Plot B:
I am such a nerd, that on Friday nights I spend it Hoovering the bookshelves in my bedroom. Seeing that I am an uberNerd, I have multiple shelves in my bedroom and therefore to Hoover the top one I need to stand up on a chair that is positioned on top of my bed. Having my Hoover on one shoulder and trying to clean the shelve I suddenly lost my balance and *BAM* hit the bed with the Hoover ontop of me. As soon as I hit the bed and after the -literal- dust settled I heard a low creaking noise and *BAM*.... and that's how I broke my bed.

So let's get the voting going, which is more believable?

19 comments:

Munqy said...

Are you kidding? Hilga the nymphomaniac Norse goddess of course. The other one is just silly, doesn't sound plausible AT ALL.

Small Zuuu said...

are u kiddin?! of course PlotA!

Homer said...

:D
I like :D

Margaret said...

Is there a plot C? you were jumping on the bed like a teenage girl and *BAM*.... and that's how u broke ur bed...

Homer said...

*ahm*... that is the Plot we do not speak of.

ShadShad said...

I think i would agree with Margaret. Plan C sounds exactly like u dude. Plan A:dream on, plan B: no one can be suck a geek :P:P

Homer said...

Damn it, this is a close one:
2 votes for Plot A
2 votes for -hypothetical- Plot C

I must say, the following vote is going to be the decisive one...

Hilga said...

Definitely Plot A.

XXX
Hilga

Homer said...

There you have it ladies and gentlemen... the decisive vote

BOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

FESH PREVAILS!


XXX
Hilga

Homer said...

D'oH!

Munqy said...

Ahem.

Good plan. Shame you're too BLOODY STUPID to pull it off...

Homer said...

*Fesh turns into a 7-year old.
YOU'RE stupid.

Munqy said...

No YOU are.

And anyhow, my daddy could kick your daddy's ass.

kama sutra said...

plot c of course ;)
so, which one's the winner?

Homer said...

Well... we had a *ahm* FAIR voting and Plot A won. Unfortunately, your vote, like many others, is invalid.....

*Fesh starts to sweat.

DAMN IT ... it's invalid! STOP taunting me Plot C did happen .. NO I MEANT TO DAY DID NOT HAPPEN!

Forsoothsayer said...

tab sanya....olympic gold medallist in what?

Feshfesh said...

Does your question mean that you'r more in favour of Plot A?

Munqy said...

Any updates on Hilga?

Feshfesh said...

nah... we broke up... don't get me wrong the sex is great...but u know me ... I'm a lazy bum and this kind of rigorous routine was wearing me out.... plus repairing the bed every other night was costing me a lot of Zloties.