Sunday, July 12, 2009

Swim Boys, Swim!

I am going to go ahead and fully support this story.

I find it very flattering to our sperm pool. First off, you got to respect the fact that we have sperm floating in our pools, not pee and leaves like sissy countries. We're just too macho to keep our boys inside, so we spread the love all the time. Second, and most importantly, this story speaks to the commando-like abilities of the Egyptian sperm. While international sperm is used to swimming in warm, clean indoor 'pools' for just a few centimeters, our glorious sperm has no problem with fighting the elements, currents and treacherous waters of an outdoors pool. I love that fact! Hell, I would have wanted the story headline to read: Egyptian Sperm Defies Odds! Or: Egyptian Sperm Not affected by Chlorine.

But the complements to our commandos aside, how do you think they narrowed it down to getting pregnant from taking a dip in a pool? Aren't there a million other scenarios that range from actually sleeping with someone, to a heavy making-out session to even contracting a sperm from a toilet! All these seem much, much more probable then the pool-swimming sperm story!

But then again, this is the Frozen Wastelands, so yeah, I can buy that this weird theory made total sense to them.

9 comments:

Ice Queer said...

Some countries have sperm banks, we proudly have sperm pools!

Feshfesh said...

Sperm banks are so 1999, we're leading the world to the future...

Ice Queer said...

Haha yeah, Egybtion ztyle!

Superluli said...

they do call them swimmers don't they? I guess now we know just how true that is!

Feshfesh said...

Hehehehehehehe... but really, I would have loved to be part of the discussion that went on to come to that theory. That's like claiming the dog ate your homework AND the teacher buying you! Amazing!

BaTaBeeT said...

OMG
LOOOOOOOOOOOL @ the story
and even LOOOOL -er on urs :D

what's with the mother ! is she that dumb to believe the lil bitch's story ? :D LOL she couldnt even think much abt a makeup story... but thumbs up to creativity !

biologically... that's impossible :D

and EWWW :D... Man I can't stop laughing !

Feshfesh said...

hahahahaha....and imagine if the Frozen Wastelandeese family win this case and get like $3 million in damages! That would be the ultimate Machiavellian plot: go on vacation, have sex and get $3 mils for doing that!

*clap*....*clap*......*clap*

BaTaBeeT said...

if they did win... I'm so doing that ! :D

what's even better than sex and money? and guess what? u get a baby for free :D

Feshfesh said...

What?! You don't keep the baby! You get Madonna to adopt the "pool baby" for a small donation of $7 mil.

Much to learn young one. Much to learn.