The biggest threat came form the capitalist fruits. We watched them enviously as they built their empire on the other side of The Wall that came to divide the cyberworld. We could see them swaying the hearts of millions. And then it happened, they introduced the miracle machine that could actually run their operating system along with ours! Then it was clear that the end was insight. I knew that if there was any chance of defecting, it was now....
[1 year later]
... it's so beautiful. The elven script on it's shinny back glows in elCairo's sun and reads:
Fesh pets his uberpod:
my preccccccciiioooooouuuussssssssssssssssss
It's true, I have been lured to the Dark Side and now I'm one of them fruits. I am now one of the millions of zombies that roam the earth every day in their own little bubbles. I am a slave to The White Earbud. I am a proud owner of an uberPod.
32 comments:
I am proud of you, my son. Next step, iPhone, macbook and a mac tower. Once you try Apple OS, M$ will be a nightmare...
Oh yeah, and they're all so purty...
Welcome to the "bubble" world!
:o)
Can I touch it?
MacBook Air.. It just oozes hawtness!! Quite pricey @ ~ 1800 USD but worth every penny. This should be your next mission..
You guys are such nerds.
LOL
Munqy, no way... yes I have allowed the enemy to control my ears and music taste. But I am light years away from switching to Mac.
Nora, BACKDOWN ... you can't touch the uberPod... it's so precious.
Embee, when I sell a kidney, will buy it :D
Jade, what the hell man? don't you get it? Do I need to do the MIMS impersonation one more time?
hahaah mabrouk. i bought a new 160GB earlier this month, now i don't know how i survived a puny 4GB nano. and regarding the macbook air. Oh. My. LORD.
ooooo big man move going with the 160. I went with the 80 and I was like trying to convince myself I'm not going to use it. Now with all Family Guy, South Park and Seinfeld there... there's barely any space left to put the Simpsons... ugh.
But I must say the iPhone/iPod Touch are much more sexhey... but a pathetic 16GB doesn't cut it khaless.
I thought I could limit my own guilt and shame of 'selling out' by getting the smallest iPod possible, the 4gb nano.
Now I just feel both guilty and wussy...
Dude, 4GB is just wrong... I mean think of it ... even if you'll only put music there. How could you put: A. all the chick songs for the gf.
B. all the macho "tool" songs to impress your buddies with your "kool" and "different" music taste (*Fesh gives a mean look to Munqy).
C. all the N'Sync songs you are secretly in love with... and no one else knows about it.
D. all the old skool songs... I LOVE YOU MICHAAAAAEEELLL ... *ahm* sorry about that.
D. all the kool dance mixes, so that when you arrive at a house party everyone is asking you to DJ...with all the perks that comes with that?
I can go on...
Fesh, who you kidding? The only thing you have on your pod is Britney Spears' discography, and that horrendous movie she did a while back.
Also, insult Tool EVER again and it's so gonna happen, biatch. And trust me, Embee is with me on this, and you stand no chance.
P.S. In case y'all didn't get what he said, he's actually engraved his iPod with that blue note. Yes, and he still claims to like M$ more than Apple, sure. Don't see that on your PC now do I?
touche.
You have won this round Munqy. But I'll be back!
*Fesh jumps out of the window and crash lands on his PC, which he has thrown out of the window earlier.
Aww man.. I wanted to kick ass on behalf of Maynard.. Couldn't you have put up a fight and then gotten your tush kicked ya Fesh?
He fears the power that is Maynard, it is so obvious.
Embee...
Dont worry - the show is just beginning at Munqy's
Maynard is infinite power!! Maybe you should take Fesh to your Maynard Shrine and get him converted. Oh wait.. Maynard Shrine.. MS.. o.O
No no no no no, it is blasphemy to even link the diabolism that is Gates with Maynard! They are like light and dark, heaven and hell, Frodo and Gollum!!!!!!
Also, tried to convert him many times, but he remains resistant.
And Jade, not only at my blog, but at Nora's as well. Hmmmmmm, where else can we pollute with our bollocks?
*Munqy's head swings over to look at Jade's blog.
To Jade's!
CHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGEEEE!!
*Fesh gets on his little pony.
Fesh,
Hmm, who said anything about touching the UberPod?
Pathetic excuse of a dirty mind you have!
Anyway, I am over you and no longer want to touch it!
Fesh,
Hmm, who said anything about touching the UberPod?
Pathetic excuse of a dirty mind you have!
Anyway, I am over you and no longer want to touch it!
You know you want to touch it. Don't fight it.
Nah,
I really don't want to...
I was just drunk and slutty in the last comment. Alcohol is wearing off and I am coming back to the sober world.. and realizing how much I do not want to touch it..
I guess you're gonna have to call Munqy for that now!
errrr... are you still talking about touching my new iPod?
Hmm, I think I never was talking about the ipod... I thought we established that!
Oh!... kinnnnkkkkyyy...
*Mental note: Must get Nora drunk SOON.
Mental note: Do not drink anything offered to you by Fesh...
Munqy maybe, Fesh No!
pssssssssssst Munqy, here's a complimentary Absinthe bottle. Let's hope it lives up to its rep.
My digestive system has the alcohol tolerance of a 1 day old sparrow, unfortunately :-(
Nora would probably be watching from the bathroom door as I make a complete arse of myself...
*slap *slap
Get a hold of yourself! You are a Carrot Dealer DAMN IT! AND YOU WILL EMBARCE US NO MORE!
*Fesh pours a double Absinthe shot and ties Munqy down to a chair.
Now, we can administrate this shot orally or..
Is everything so kinky between you guys...
Damn it, I just wanted a guy to get me drunk and take advantage of me... what kind of world do we live in when that doesn't happen?
A cruel world man... but this aint about you.. this is about Munqy and the tough choice he is up against right now.
What's it gonna be?
I say we vote...
:o)
I will choose option number 2.
Embee, got more popcorn?
Always! Buttered ?
I just hope we get to watch some action this time. Buttering popcorn and ending up having no-go is not cool!
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