Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Black Fesh 3.0

Fesh watched as the creepy old man mixed a combination of black beetle concentrate, green monkey testicles, golden scorpion legs and dried-up red rat eyes. A small hunchback figure emerged from the corner of the dark room, with the last ingredient: a bold eagle's unhatched egg. Fesh, now a regular client of the old man, knew that he doesn’t like to be disturbed as he works. So Fesh left the payment on the desk and quickly left the underground dungeon. As Fesh walked away he suddenly realized that if they win today they’ll qualify as first of the group and thus meet Ivory Coast in the semifinals! A highly unfavorable situation especially considering Ivory Coast's performance this tournament! But if they lose today, they would qualify as second of the group and they’ll –probably- have a much easier team in the semifinals! In a way, by losing today they might book their ticket to the finals! Fesh realizing the huge mistake he has done quickly turns back, only to find that it was too late. A familiar smoke figure hung above the old man’s chimney:

13 comments:

Fesh said...

Pathetic.. a draw?! A DRAW?! ... ugh.. I think the creepy old man might be losing it....

Jade said...

I think I owe you an explanation Fesh...
See, the COM was busy doing something for me... I paid him a visit... & it took me a long time to get him to understand what I wanted cause he fazzed out like you did in some sort of trance which I dont understand why.. that took up a lot of our time.

He told me that he was expecting you that night & that he will turn you away cause he doesnt have time for your shit...But I was afraid your little heart would get broken... so with a little bit of this & a little bit of that & yadi yadi yadah - I convinced him to at least not let us loose... at least a draw 3ashan Feshy mayez3alsh.

So dont you be calling this pathetic my boy... thank your lucky stars... & kiss the COM's hand next time you see him...
I had to pay a hefty price for that...

Fesh said...

*ahm*... do tell about how you induced the creepy old man into a trance... PLEASE.

Nora said...

I see a sudden shift into porn coming up!!

Fesh said...

DONT JINX IT DAMN IT!

Jade said...

Fesh...

All I had to do was show up.

Fesh said...

...nekked.

Jade said...

No.
He just saw me, dressed & all - & went into this trance, similar to the one you got caught into several days ago...

Weird.

Fesh said...

hmmm...
So, if I pay your plane tickets to Ghana next Monday, can you just "show up" next to the Angolan goalkeeper?

Jade said...

I'll have to think about that darling...
A plane ticket wont come near to cutting a deal for me...

What do you have to offer?

Nora said...

Fesh.. I think it is time you start stripping to try to sweeten the deal... I know that the match is over and we won... but I also know that you are looking for any excuse to start stripping!

Fesh said...

Your deep understanding of the inner workings of the sick sick mind I have intrigues me. Call me.

Nora said...

Will you let me act out all the fantasies that fuel the inner workings of my sick sick mind when I call you?