Monday, September 24, 2007

A Good Conspiracy, Anyone?

I am a conspiracy theory buff. I appreciate good ones and I despise the half-breeds who believe really stupid conspiracies. The stupidest conspiracy theory of all time is the one that claims that the Moon landing was faked. This theory is SO stupid I'm always tempted to punch those half-breeds in the face whenever I see one of those weirdos.... GRRRRRRRRR!
*breath-in*....*breath-out*........ much better.

Let me take a step-back and explain, conspiracy theories are a result of missing pieces of info right? Think for example the Kennedy assassination and the deal with the 'Magic Bullet'. Now that's a good conspiracy theory because there so much missing information. While with the Moon landing, the fools forgot that this was a scientific mission with the sole objective of collecting information?! The amount of information, pictures, rocks, soil samples and even parts of former unmanned space probes that were brought back is immense! And all of that 'evidence' was not sealed in the CIA's basement, it was shared with the WHOLE international body of scientists from everywhere in the world (Europe, Japan, Russia...etc)!

My silver bullet for those half-breeds who believe this crappy theory is the fact that there exists a world-wide network of observatories that measure the position of the Moon (up to millimeters of precision) via deflecting light off retro-reflectors that were place on the Moon by the Apollo missions....ah...which have been used by the WHOLE world to measure the position of the Moon for the last THIRTY-FIVE years?! Again, this data was about the position of the Moon was not 'published' by NASA, this data was and is used by all countries in the world in a very similar way like we use GPS now?! It actually uses the same 'concept' as GPS. But you don't see anyone claiming that GPS was faked right? Stupid half-breeds.

The ultimate conspiracy theory for me is the whole 'Da Vinci Code' plot, that I like. Any favorite theories?

8 comments:

ZeRoCoOl said...

Pass the tin foil hat fesh.......:D

embee said...

Tough call ya dude. It has to be one of the following:
the VeriChip and how it's deployed en masse in some parts of the world now. Friend of mine met a couple in Basata couple of months back, and they swore they had their chips under their skin !!!

Or one of many variations of the 9/11 conspiracy theories. One would think they'd wan off by now!

Feshfesh said...

Zerocool, shhhhhhhhhh...they are listening.

Embee, I didn't know about this VeriChip thing, but I wikied it and it looked normal? under-skin chip with some info...what's so interesting about it?

And about the 9/11 thing, well... I haven't finalized my opinion about that one yet (still to early, a good conspiracy is like a good bottle of wine).

Jade said...

That the Muslim Brothers are the ones that killed Sadat... Ssshhhhh!

Feshfesh said...

*ahm* I thought it is a fact! no?

Feshfesh said...

Oh Oh Oh...how about Echelon? The global uber digital espionage system? It is rumored that the US actually used it to snatch a couple of heavy commercial deals from European suppliers and award it to US suppliers. I think the one I read about was Airbus was closing a deal with Saudi Airlines or something for like 50 new planes and the US intercepted this bid and passed it to Boeing who read it and came in with a better deal and off course they won the thing....

not sure if this situation actually happened or not, but sounds plausible. What you sink?

Jade said...

*ahm* I have a theory... But I'll just keep to myself, anyways, I thought the whole population knew it... I wont go any further friend - dont want you to be thrown in jail... oh - wait a second... you are in Poland - hey Why Poland by the way? WTF??? Pretty blond babes? Yeah I like those pretty blond babes...

Feshfesh said...

nooooooooooooooooooo..... c'mon... you have to share man, betakolni ...must know... and yeah Polska BABY!..... hot chikitas man...awwo awwwwoooo awwwwoooooo..