Friday, September 14, 2007

Famous Fesh - Phase II

In my last post I had only 7 proposed titles and ended up with 36 thanks to you. So I decided to get technical about my selection technique. As your typical Corporate Slut would do, I opened my beloved XL and copied all 36 in, then I started to populate the columns. I had a couple of columns:
Kudoses: How many readers have blessed this proposed title
Length: What’s the length of the title in letters. Later I got the average. 14.5 letters.
Catchy: A binary column either 1 i.e. Catchy, else 0.
Feshy: Another binary column where 1 indicate an uberly Feshy title.
Short: if less than or equal the average 1, else 0.
JSoA: Jade’s Stamp of Approval, if approved by Jade then 1 else 0.
I then assigned a weight to each of the 4 binary columns in the following fashion: Catchy: 20%, Feshy: 50%, Short: 20%, JSoA: 10% which resulted in the weighted average column ranging from 0 to 1. I then multiplied this column with the number of Kudoses awarded for each title and got the final scores as follows:


Now, you can:
A. Pity me for doing all this just to select a title.
B. Close the window now and NEVER read my blog again.
C. Pity me and then choose to vote for your favorite from 1-16.

What’s it going to be?

22 comments:

embee said...

Root for multiples or only 1 ?

Feshfesh said...

Let's keep it to 1 to make my life easier :)

Jade said...

LOL at Jade's stamp of approval - I totally feel honored - thanks man!

Well - though I am a business graduate & I thought I was a corporate slut too but I seriously didnt understand the way you calculated all of it - I felt like an idiot - lol - maybe it is the after iftar effect... still getting my nicotine & caffeine fix so maybe that is why...

But anyways, I absolutely vote for the "Fesh Factor" - very sexy indeed... hmmmm....

embee said...

/me roots for 7 "Fesh Nation"..

But an important question now: Will we have to be polled again whenever you write a column? :P

ZeRoCoOl said...

Fesh I love your take it to the people attitude dude awesome...


although I like The New Fesh Republic".......

ZeRoCoOl said...

Sorry for double posting but I think b happens to me everyday :D....

Jade said...

I also like "The New Fesh Republic"

Will E. said...

I'm sorry, after having read how you came up with the score and the amount of effort you put in it, I was torn between options A & B.. but having considered both options carefully I'm choosing A.

NileGirl said...

Fesh, you lost me on the scoring. I'm just glad that a couple of my suggestions made the list despite none of them getting Jade's stamp of approval :(

Jade, I won't hold this against you cuz I still REALLY wanna read your blog and will soon. :)

So I don't really love any of the names. If I absolutely HAD to pick one it would be The Fesh Factor because it sounds the most like the title to a column.

sutra said...

well, the best are two first ones, especially cuz 'Feshilicious" has been the first one that came on my mind ;)
however The Fesh Factor really sounds like the title of the coulmn, just like nilegirl said :)

Jade said...

Heheheheeeeeeeeeee! I am blushing I am blushing!!! Nilegirl - until you read my blog - You will not get my stamp of approval - hehehe - just joking... Let me know if you stop by though :)

Wad ya Feshfesh - Yallah ba2a!

Munqy said...

And here is what happens, ladies and gentlemen, when a CS da7a7 is left alone too long. While most men may have porn, Fesh has excell sheets...

Having said that, my favourite is O-Fesh Supplies.

ZeRoCoOl said...

Although I despise that evil jejune leprechaun Bill O'Riley, I second jade and Nile girl with the factor.

Oh in case you are lucky enough to be oblivious to the aforementioned. O'Riley has a show on FOX NOISE called THE O"RILEY FACTOR.

Jade said...

Zew!

You watch too much tv - or wait a second - is that radio?

ZeRoCoOl said...

oh Jade hang, draw, quarter me and feed me to the dogs before I ever turn on Fox Noise....and it is TV ya Jeed

Feshfesh said...

Guys sorry wasn't replying earlier as the parents are here in the frozen wastelands and I was taking them out for the weekend.

Okay okay you guys rule, so the votes are in and this is the results for the ‘official’ candidates:
The Fesh Factor: 3
Fesh Nation: 1
O-Fesh Supplies: 1

We also had a very interesting new candidate that came in:
The New Fesh Republic: 2

That said, I think we have a winner ladies and gentleman. I give you the title of my column at the office newsletter:

The Fesh Factor

Jade said...

YEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
CLAP CLAP CLAP!

But dude, if I knew it was an office newsletter - I would have totally voted for O-Fesh Supplies!
LOL

Feshfesh said...

Man, you can't take away your support now. Once you go Fesh Factor you can't go back.

ZeRoCoOl said...

yup I second fesh......

although Fashafeesho Bonny....ROFL....

but unbecoming of a corporate officer...........

Feshfesh said...

hehehehehehe... man I think this column is going to be the end of my corporate career :D

kama said...

'While most men may have porn, Fesh has excell sheets...'

hahahahahhaha :D:D:D

*want to say Alleluyah,but is afraid of Fesh's genuine anger'
;)

Feshfesh said...

*ahm* I DO track my porn on XL sheets, does that help in anyway?