Friday, June 26, 2009

Geography 101

Munqy, being the nerd he is, has been having wetdreams about watching Transformers 2 for the last two years. So when it came out he summoned the Carrot Dealers(tm) to watch what will probably be, according to him, the most orgasmic movie ever made. Since I am no Transformers groupie, I'll leave the detailed technical analysis to the inevitable uber-geeky post by Munqy and I'll focus on geography instead.

I would really, really like to know what kind of stuff was the director on when he decided to basically make the Red Sea, Petra (in Jordan) and the Pyramids all some 200 meters away from each other?! I get it is a sci-fi movie so they are supposed to get a little bit 'creative', but why then did they have to get out of their way to show us that the doomsday machine is inside the Giza Pyramids but first they have to walk the 200 meters to Petra to get the key?!

One possible answer is that they had this cute puzzle that was linked to the Red Sea and Petra and at the same time, the Pyramid made sense as a hiding place to the big-ass doomsday machine. Alright then, couldn't they have kept everything, but added a scene where they travel back across Egypt to the Pyramids? It could be one of those time-lapsed scenes which in 30 seconds they can show us that they have traveled the 9 hours or so from Petra to the Pyramids? With a movie that is 2.5 hours long, you'd think the director decided not to cut any corners to keep everything in. Except of course the 30 seconds that would have made the movie compatible with the geography of planet Earth. Dumbass.

Oh yeah, spoiler alert, don't read if you haven't watched the movie, yadda, yadda yadda.

7 comments:

Munqy said...

Uber-long, super nerdy post picking the movie apart being prepared as we speak.

I am sorry for making you guys watch this horrific piece of putrid parrot puke. I am sorry, sensei.

Feshfesh said...

Sorry?! Dude you should never apologize for 2.5 hours of Megan Fox....mmmmm.... Megan Fox....AWOOO AWWWOOOOO AWWWWWOOOOOOO....

Munqy said...

No sorry, nothing could repair the tragedy that was TF2.

Feshfesh said...

*slap *slap
Get a hold of yourself dude! This Megan Fox we're talking about! Show some respect...

Munqy said...

Nope, sorry.

If you're eating a burger, and the burger is horrible, does having nice fries next to it make the burger nice? Of course not. Same concept.

Feshfesh said...

Ahan, but my question to you is: can you make sweet sweet love to your fries?

Checkmate.

Munqy said...

http://iamthemunqy.blogspot.com/2009/06/transfuckery.html

Up. It's a bit, um, long.